T R U S T  -   another from JPD
> A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a
> felony trial - it went like this:
> Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? 
> A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the 
> description of the offender running several blocks away. 
> Q. Officer, who provided this description? 
> A. The officer who responded to the scene. 
> Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called 
> offender.  Do you trust your fellow officers? 
> A. Yes sir, with my life. 
> Q. With your life?  Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a 
> locker room in the police station - a room where you change your 
> clothes in preparation for you daily duties? 
> A. Yes sir, we do. 
> Q. And do you have a locker in that room? 
> A. Yes sir, I do.  
> Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? 
> A. Yes sir. 
> Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with  
> you share with those same officers? 
> A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and 
> sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room. 
> With that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess 
> was called.  The officer on the stand has been nominated for this 
> year's "Best come-back" line and we think he'll win.